Only because I'm posting a Lil' Wayne track. I'm still not comfortable with this whole Lil' Wayne craze. Like, really, all of these white kids think he's Jesus now. He wears shemaghs (or keffiyehs) and aviator sunglasses so he must win. Oh, and he's black. This only means I get to hear more white kids say "nigga" while rapping along, then look at me awkwardly. Or better yet, "ninja."
UNACCEPTABLE:
Really? Does he need two shemaghs? There's one dangling out of his back fucking pocket. I swear, if I ever see someone do that, I will leave the country. I personally believe that he was a lot better during the time of Hot Boys. Go back to being a hoodrat. Fuck this hipster appeal. You're not Kanye West (who is not T-Pain).
ACCEPTABLE (somewhat):
Alas, I kinda bumped my ass to this track Tuesday night in a drunken, hipster haze and lurked real hard to find it.
Lil Wayne - A Milli (Nadastrom Remix)
Okay, but really. I totally own two shemaghs. But there's something really gross about rocking two at once. That's like double-dipping with mouth AIDS.
- Andréa, better known as Steve Lurkel
