Wednesday, June 17, 2009


It's Tuesday night as I write this, & Major Lazer is performing at a 3-hour Fader-sponsored open bar rooftop party in Bushwick Brooklyn, about a 15 minute cab ride from my place, & my buddies Cobra Krames, Prince Terrance, Lovatron & Gray Blue are all there right now maxin' & chillaxin'. If that weren't enough, just another 15 minute cab ride into Manhattan's Lower East Side (or L.E.S. to those who know), the monthly Scion-sponsored party at Plan B has Zomby, Danny Daze (DiscoTech), Roxy Cottontail, DJ Eleven (The Rub) & Blu Jemz tonight (& if you know the right person, you'll get a "I drink for free" wristband). 

So....why am I not at either tonight? (this is a "multiple choice" pop quiz, hotshot...):

A) because I was horribly hung over today from going to Le Royale last night for their "Monarch Mondays" party, where the club's owner Terry Casey & nightlife promoters Micheal DeGuzman and Bryanna Berlay all celebrated their joint birthdays together, along with a live performance from Esser (pics can be seen here) & DJ sets from rock legends B.P. Fallon & Alan McGee
B) because I told myself that there are so many sick-ass parties & shows going on this week that I need one night to sleep in & prepare
C) because I told myself that I'd post something on the blog by mid-week
D) because I have the most comfy couch in all of Brooklyn (I have testimonials to prove it!)
E) all of the above

The correct answer is E
(Hehheh.... how many times have I said THAT phrase before! ;-)

If you love music, dancing & partying, this week is just loaded with dope shit to do in NYC! Here's what's up:


Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, The Teenagers @ South Street Seaport (Manhattan)

"Jetlag" @ Beauty Bar (Manhattan) with Andy Rourke (of The Smiths!), Ole Koretsky & guests, with a 1 HOUR OPEN VODKA BAR

"Ella Wednesdays @ Ella Lounge" (Manhattan) with Josh Link, Lucas Walters (Sweatshop Labor) & The Boogie Brothers (peep pics from this party HERE)

The Agency NYC Presents @ Greenhouse (Manhattan) with Larry Tee ("Club Badd") release party & Alexander Technique ("DJs Are Not Rockstars" label launch party)

"Bacardi B-Live" @ M2 Ultra Lounge (Manhattan) with A-Trak, DJ AM, Jazzy Jeff & Drop The Lime


"Drop It Low" @ The Annex (Manhattan) presented by Radical Outing & Cuntmafia, with Shyheim Da Rugged Child (Wu-Tang Clan), Purple Crush, Jasmine Solano & resident DJ's Anton Glamb, Skittsnygg & Hiro the Jap

"Dance Class" @ 205 Club (Manhattan) with resident DJ's Prince Terrance (Heartsrevolution!), Blu Jemz & guests

Dos Equis Most Interesting Academy @ Broad Street Ballroom (Manhattan) with DJ's Questlove, Bobbito Garcia, Finger On The Pulse, DJ Sinatra, 6 floors of party space with a pool, roofdeck, 2 Record-setting Billiards Champions, 3 Olympic Ping-Pong Gold Medalists, 2 International Mohawk Coiffeurists, 1 Culinary Entomologist, 3 Exotic Birds of Prey, 2,000 Rubber Ducks, 6 Karate Black Belts, 3 Didgeridoo Players, 1 Internationally Celebrated Survivalist...and OPEN BAR ALL NIGHT

"Flashy Trashy" @ Le Poisson Rouge (Manhattan) with DJ Wool (of The Glass), Mike Dextro (Flamin' Hotz) & resident Jay McElfresh

"Cheeky Bastard" @ "The Venue With No Name" (Brooklyn) with Fake Blood, Autoerotique (Dim Mak), Yes Giantess (Live), Roxy Cottontail, Alex English & rekLES (GBH) & Jason & Chaz (Palms Out), hosted by Lovatron & Ysa, with a 2 HOUR OPEN VODKA BAR

Secret Machines, Dead Combo & A Place to Bury Strangers @ Santos Party House (Manhattan)

"Yikes" @ Studio B (Brooklyn) with Thunderheist, Wallpaper (Live), & DJ's Bad Decision, Never Forget & Terry Diabolik, with a 1 HOUR OPEN BAR

"Girls & Boys" @ Webster Hall (Manhattan) with Steve Aoki, Joachim Garraud & residents Alex English, Gavin Royce (of Bad Decision), Kids With Snakes & rekLES

"Ruff Club" @ The Annex (Manhattan) official Peaches afterparty with The Teenagers (DJ set), JapansterAtomason!k & resident DJs Denny LeNimhSpencer Product, Danzie & Abominatron with a 1 HOUR OPEN VODKA BAR


"Fresh Squeezed" @ 507 Grand (Brooklyn) with DJ Solly, Sean"MF'n"Roberts (aka "yours truly") & Seanie Will (of the Party!Rave!Party! blog), with a revolving hip hop lineup in the basement, outdoor patio, kitchen open til 3am & NO COVER
Hopefully my O.G. Pimp Daddy will understand why I'm hungover & speaking quietly for Father's Day (maybe I should just tell him to read this before I get there!)'s your week lookin'?  ;-)


UPDATE: Now its Wednesday night & the madness is about to begin...!!!!

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