Showing posts with label Terrorist Fist Jab. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terrorist Fist Jab. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Nas - Sly Fox


I know this is is primarily a dance music blog, but fuck it, diversify your tastes people.

Hip-Hop savior Nas has been causing a stir lately with the release of his upcoming album, due to hit streets on the 15th of July. Nas lastest outing began to receive notice when the title of the project was leaked some time ago. Formerly titled Nigger, Nas decided to change the name to simply Untitled after being alledgedly leaned on by various pressures and powers that be that began to unfavor the notice it was receiving. The controversy behind the title is not what the main focus of this post is about, it is about one man saying "fuck this and fuck you" to several institiutions set against African-Americans in this country.

Namely, our favorite hate machine, FOX News. After Bill O'Reilly attacked him for playing for Virginia Tech students and all the recent "whoops, I didn't know that was a hateful comment" moments from Fox over the past few months, *cough* Terrorfist Jab *cough* - one of Nas' singles, entitled Sly Fox, is ready to call everyone at that sham of a media outlet out.

Along with other tracks such as; Black President, America and Fried Chicken - Untitled is likely to become a defining no-holds-bar piece and one of the top albums in 2008. Coming out one week from today here are some tracks that I got from a great blog I stumbled across today, Exclusive Revolution.

Nas - Sly Fox (zshare)

Nas - Black President (zshare)

-Manley, Himself


Thursday, June 12, 2008

The Threat Displayed...

Oh Snap!


Thanks FOX News for keeping us safe and in the know once again.
We'll get the Department of Outworld Security and their task force lead by former Black Terrorist Fist Jabbers, Noob Saibot and Smoke, to take care of this "threat" right away.

-Manley, Himself

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Terrorist Fist Jab, Really?


Wikipedia describes the Fist Bump as follows:
The fist bump, also called the fist pound, dabs, dap, knucks, and knuckle bump, is a type of friendly gesture similar to a hand shake or a high five. It is performed by two people tapping their fists lightly. A bump also can be known as a symbol of giving of respect. Fist pounds can also be followed by various other hand and body gestures, but are part of a dap greeting.

That's not what FOX News' America's Pulse, host E.D. Hill thought on a June 6th broadcast... Where she inferred that Obama victorious gesture after receiving the Democratic nomination between him and his wife was a "terrorist fist jab."


(I apologize for the quality...)


She has since been fired from her position at FOX, and rightly so... but I can see what she was trying to say in her teaser, "I am confused with modern culture and the thought of having a Presidential Nominee that is so in touch with younger generations is hard to understand."

But E.D. Hill's statement came off as, "Black people and their secret hand motions scare the shit out of me and should scare the shit out of you too! I mean, they were the first terrorists you know... rebelling against Masta and all, wanting to be free. Wow, you ever think about what if they all could be terrorists. Obama does sound like Osama... Holy Shit, I gotta tell America! Obama was using his drug dealer sign language to alert other brown people, terrorists!! All the terrorists that are so jealously watching our fine example of the Democratic process, He's telling them...Man, I hate black people"

The ass-kicker is when E.D. hid behind the point in her report that when she saw President Bush do a "Chest Bump" (The Hillbilly High-Five) at a military graduation awhile ago, she said "I had only seen that in sports"

Are you meaning to tell me you never saw a "Fist Bump" before Obama tried to signal the other brown people you hate? Come on E.D., come on...

So for you viewing pleasure, I have made a collection of Fist Bumps and Pounds so we may all know a proper "Terrorists Fist Jab" from good old friendly gestures and not have something like this happen again.


Terrorist Fist Jab
(two people of a darker color plotting your demise)


Smile for the Camera Fist Jab
(These two are not friends, the man on the right is following proper white man procedure when confronted by a "brother." By smiling and trying to mimic his black terrorist aggressor, he will avoid conflict.)


Tripod of Terror Touch
(This is one of the most dreaded gestures, signaling to all privy to this hate language that "we come for their women and mead.")


Terrorist Fist Jab..on a Bike!
(Eco-Friendly Mobile Hate...Don't those bastards ever quit)


Hell Spawn Hammer Punch
(Typical gesture for terrorists after giving birth to their demon seed. After this ritual the woman then eats the after birth and the man rapes the nurse)


The "Fill the Stands with People to Blow them Up" Pound
(Making white people feel comfortable enough so they will all gather into one place so those terrorists won't have to go that far to blow people up)


Old Friends sharing a moment
(Nothing wrong with this picture at all, it's so super cool that the President is chillin with the Pope. Just two friends sharing a moment, nothing wrong with that. I hope they each gave the other advice as to how to properly lie to their respected constituents. )

-Manley, Himself

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